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Tom Brady (TOM BRAY-D)

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. – New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bundchen (jih-ZEHL' BUN'-chen) have welcomed a baby boy.

God, it's great being an American. No need to explain how to say Tom Brady. Do you think somewhere in the world there's an article that reads:

MIDDLEOV, Novhere. – New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (TOM BRAY-D) and supermodel Gisele Bundchen have welcomed a baby boy.