Family Meeting Agenda!

Do you wish you were so organized that you actually had an agenda for your family meetings? Really? take a close look.......

Family Meeting Agenda

September 24, 2011

Stop taking/wearing Caitlin’s jewelry

Chores: Pick up dog poop BEFORE mowing lawns

Farting contests must be held OUTSIDE

Please throw up in the trash cans

No more deviled eggs until the farting contests move outside and people only throw up in the trash cans. *STOP feeding Max deviled eggs: An unwilling farting contest contestant is an unhappy contestant. Contrary to popular opinion, he does not “Like being gassy”. Plus he does not understand when the contest starts and stops so he keeps farting everywhere.

How about now? Still wish you were me?

I thought not.....

70 ingredients?

What is going on here? The McRib is DELICIOUS, right up to the point where you find out that there are 70 ingredients, and only one of them is "RIB". And not rib in the sense that you would get from a fine summer day and a BBQ. No, more of a shift on the floor of a meatpacking house kind of rib. The official term is "Restructured Meat Product".

You know what they make sausages from? That stuff went into sausages; this is the stuff left over from the stuff used to make sausages. Not a good visual image. But then again, it is delicious.