Do you wish you were so organized that you actually had an agenda for your family meetings? Really? take a close look.......
Family Meeting Agenda
September 24, 2011
Stop taking/wearing Caitlin’s jewelry
Chores: Pick up dog poop BEFORE mowing lawns
Farting contests must be held OUTSIDE
Please throw up in the trash cans
No more deviled eggs until the farting contests move outside and people only throw up in the trash cans. *STOP feeding Max deviled eggs: An unwilling farting contest contestant is an unhappy contestant. Contrary to popular opinion, he does not “Like being gassy”. Plus he does not understand when the contest starts and stops so he keeps farting everywhere.
How about now? Still wish you were me?
I thought not.....