"Joey took my eye and stuck it to the ceiling!"

A lot of strange things have been yelled in our house, but this wins. I was reasonably confident it wasn't literally true, but given the amount of screaming coming from the youngest's bedroom I figured I would run as fast as I could....just in case. It turns out that the eye in question was one of those sticky gooey things, and it was indeed stuck to the ceiling. Joe was indeed the stealer/sticker. My first response was "don't stick other people's eyes onto the ceiling!" I quickly amended it to "Don't steal your brother's eye!" I still don't think either statement really addresses the whole issue. but I have other issues that must be dealt with right now.

First and foremost, I have to get the thing down. It creeps me out. And the little guy gets a big kick out of yelling "I see you!" when I go into his room and he isn't in there.