Why? I water it. I fertilize it when it doesn't grow- just to get it to grow. Then, when it grows well, I look at it and think to myself "I just mowed the stupid lawn, and look at it now! I have to mow again!". Who's idea was the lawn, anyway. (I know- many bloggers will put a link under something like that, but for me it's a rhetorical question. My wife wants a lawn. So I mow). And why do some people get so upset when you walk across their lawn? Geeezz! God put it on the ground for a reason- if he didn't want it to be walked on, it would be hanging from the sky, wouldn't it?
But then again, life is full of these kinds of situations, huh. I think we should start to refer to them as "mowing the lawn again". That should go over well in corporate America.
Now, all of you, back to your lawns.
