| Don't go outside without your underwear! |
| You have to wipe ALL the brown off! |
| STOP! Lift the toilet seat! Let your brother pull his head out! |
| Put your eyes back the way they are supposed to be RIGHT NOW! |
| NO SHOOTING BB GUNS IN THE HOUSE! |
| Poo is NOT fingerpaint! |
| WHY is the dog YELLOW?! WHY?! WHY?! |
| Please don't put the sand crabs down mommy's bathing suit! |
| Put down Nana's chain saw! |
| Put down that chain saw NOW! |
| Don't pull the legs off the frogs! |
| The refrigerator is NOT a place to keep bugs! |
| You CANNOT bring guns to school! |
| I don't care if you have your helmet on! No riding your motorcycle with a broken arm! |
| Which one of you has the other half of the lizard? |
| In the toilet, not ON it! Great! it's on fire! What's your plan now, Patrick? What's your PLAN? |
| WHO peed in the trash can AGAIN?! |
| I do not care what the DMV says, you cannot drive now that your three year probation is over! You are 10! I do NOT want to smell your fingers! |
| For the last time- DON'T pull your own teeth; DON'T pull Pat's teeth. PULL NO TEETH! |
| The next one to shoot something out of his nose EATS IT! (was not a good idea- they all commenced to, well, you know...) |
| Do not cook tropical fish in my nonstick cookware! |
| Do you really think he wants that up his nose? Silence! It was a rhetorical question! |
Each one of these statements has a great story behind it.
Trust me.
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